cracktastrophy

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

Cracktastrophy

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

by Kootneypook November 26, 2019

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product

" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "

by Its a word now January 27, 2010

cracktastrophe

when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it

when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe

by Just Jen December 21, 2004

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.

1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.

by Anal Czar September 14, 2010