cocktastrophe
cocktastrophe by Paul Webb September 15, 2003
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Cocktastrophe
An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.
I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.
Cocktastrophe by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011
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cocktastrophe
So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.
There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.
cocktastrophe by asperger's September 5, 2012
Coitastrophe
How was your date with Brian?
It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
Coitastrophe by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015
cocktastrophy
cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008
comcatastrophe
-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
comcatastrophe by Home slice October 3, 2008
cracktastrophe
when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it
when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe
cracktastrophe by Just Jen December 21, 2004
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