cracksmoker 

a stuck-up cunt, spoiled bitch, or otherwise undeserving female. Someone with no integrity, who values style over function. A complete moron, who thinks she's smart.

What a cracksmoker. Often used as a phrase - cracksmoking hooker. Look at those cracksmoking hookers.

cracksmoker by Anonymous October 26, 2003

cocksmokery 

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.

I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?

cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

cracksmacker 

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008

cocksmoker 

1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.

2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)

"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"

cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004

cocksmoker 

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy

Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"

cocksmoker by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

cocksmoker 

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

cocksmoker by Jake February 17, 2004

cocksmoker 

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.

Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."

cocksmoker by Robby H. November 21, 2004