crackslagger

someone whos ass crack is always showing

Zack Smith is a crackslagger...

crackslagger by Jonathan E. Gall February 9, 2009

Cracksnaggler 

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

Cracksnaggler by Davedale August 4, 2019

crackslappery 

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh

Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw

crackslappery by Average breadstick November 18, 2021