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Crackaphobia

The fear of going to the chiropractor, that the chiropractor will break your neck in the process of adjusting you.
I had crackaphobia after listening to the noise of my friend getting adjusted.
by Awesome-opossum June 13, 2010
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door crackaphobia

Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click
Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously
by November312 June 18, 2014
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crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.
Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school
by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019
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Crackerphobia

Fear of white majority in any given comunity or public setting.
Male: I am very uncomfortable, there's like no black people around.

Female: I think you may have crackerphobia.
by Xx_weebslayer December 7, 2019
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cacaphobia

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids
by jondunn January 18, 2022
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