crackey
crackey by Straight ill dictionary March 18, 2003
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Crackey
When you see someone who is running around harrassing you and your friends at 3:30am for a ciggarette or dollar, but you cant understand them because you arent fluent in complete gibberish.
They vibrate when they talk and like to chase moving cars, and talk to themselves in the middle of busy streets.
(Also a leading suspect of leaving corn pattys around the city and busters in the bathroom stalls)
They vibrate when they talk and like to chase moving cars, and talk to themselves in the middle of busy streets.
(Also a leading suspect of leaving corn pattys around the city and busters in the bathroom stalls)
Crackey: "yo boy, you gotta siggatte, dolla, hey you gotta korta, buy me a boyga.. Where yall goin??"
AJ: "yo cracky, get the fuck outta here! We aint got shit, just 40s, shortys, and knuckle sandwiches"
Cracky(while dropping a fresh corn patty): "yo ill eat that too"
AJ: "yo cracky, get the fuck outta here! We aint got shit, just 40s, shortys, and knuckle sandwiches"
Cracky(while dropping a fresh corn patty): "yo ill eat that too"
Crackey by 13AquaOrbit August 20, 2019
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Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
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