crackey 

A slang term given to a crackhead or one who is hooked on nose candy.

Get outta my way crackey

crackey by Straight ill dictionary March 18, 2003

Crackey 

When you see someone who is running around harrassing you and your friends at 3:30am for a ciggarette or dollar, but you cant understand them because you arent fluent in complete gibberish.

They vibrate when they talk and like to chase moving cars, and talk to themselves in the middle of busy streets.
(Also a leading suspect of leaving corn pattys around the city and busters in the bathroom stalls)

Crackey: "yo boy, you gotta siggatte, dolla, hey you gotta korta, buy me a boyga.. Where yall goin??"

AJ: "yo cracky, get the fuck outta here! We aint got shit, just 40s, shortys, and knuckle sandwiches"

Cracky(while dropping a fresh corn patty): "yo ill eat that too"

Crackey by 13AquaOrbit August 20, 2019

Crackey Von Batshit 

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.

This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?

Crackey Von Batshit by Emogenome February 15, 2019

cracky / crackie / crackey 

a crazy white person

Jill ain't nothing but a fucking cracky

cracky / crackie / crackey by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat

Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,

BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack clothes by real metal people February 26, 2011

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008