cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

Crack a Cold One With the Boys

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,

"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

by FemIsCanc August 11, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

by boobhaver December 25, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the boys

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)

It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

by Bonanzad May 31, 2017