cracked head
Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.
cracked head by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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cracked my head open
quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
cracked my head open by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
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cracker head by Dayripper September 5, 2004
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cracker head
Cracker head: meaning to be an idiot, or troll intending soly to annoy people.
Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.
Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.
That cracker head keeps posting just to annoy people so i banned him.
Jim gave his wife a cracker head.
Jim gave his wife a cracker head.
cracker head by Emm Em July 19, 2005
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