Crack off

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jacking off using crack as lube.

ENTER NAME HERE does crack off in his basement

Crack off by -RiCe-PiCKeR- November 12, 2010

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crack off

To crack off is to masturbate wank

I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up

crack off by Paticus January 14, 2009

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crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

crack one off by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

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Crack me off

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.

John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...

Crack me off by aceboy27 April 22, 2011

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crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

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crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

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Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

Crack one off in the dhansak by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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