An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.

"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"

Crab Tree Connection by Chris Cheverie September 28, 2008

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snappy crab trap

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

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cran tack

cran tack can mean anything you want it to

Yo, you got any cran tacks left ky-ky?

I really need to get a bigger cran tack.

You acted like a real big cran tack the other night erick.

cran tack by Cran tack March 30, 2008

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Cran Time

Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.

DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time

Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!

"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"

David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.

The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.

Cran Time by `Damage` March 19, 2010

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