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You can’t unmeth a crab

Originally from a Florkofcows comic where a man gives a crab meth
When you do something you can fix
You smoked so much you got lung cancer so now You can’t unmeth a crab

crab toe 

A person that can pinch and leave a bruise on someone else with their toes.
" Man thats one hell of a bruise you have." Yeah my girl got me with the crab toe.
crab toe by irishtater78 June 1, 2007

California Crab Tickle 

A gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area.
Things were getting hot 'n' heavy, then my man suprised me with a California Crab Tickle! Ooooooeeee!

Crab Tree Connection 

An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.
"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"
Crab Tree Connection by Chris Cheverie September 28, 2008

snappy crab trap 

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina
I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.
snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

cran tack 

cran tack can mean anything you want it to
Yo, you got any cran tacks left ky-ky?

I really need to get a bigger cran tack.

You acted like a real big cran tack the other night erick.
cran tack by Cran tack March 30, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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