crabmeat 

What your genitalia smells like after scuba diving.

After a breif dive,Tom let Cindy lick on his crabmeat.

crabmeat by Big MikeM August 1, 2007

Crabmeat Dick 

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.

Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.

Crabmeat Dick by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

Delco Crabmeat 

The inside dough of a soft pretzel without the outer “shell”

This soft pretzel is burnt, I’ll have to just eat the Delco crabmeat.

Delco Crabmeat by Gearball August 17, 2023

crab meat 

The flabby skin or fat that jiggles around the tricep area. Usually found on women of all ages shapes and sizes.

Randy jiggled Missy's crab meat and she slapped him.

crab meat by americankickboxr March 26, 2007

immitation crab meat 

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

immitation crab meat by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019