What your genitalia smells like after scuba diving.
After a breif dive,Tom let Cindy lick on his crabmeat.
by Big MikeM June 16, 2007
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the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
by chesterdude87 December 08, 2008
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