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COWTIE IS PRONOUNCED COW-TEE.
OK?! THE ONES WHO THINK IT IS PRONOUNCED COW-TIE SHALL GO TO JAIL.
DONUT DO IT! GO ON THE PEACEFUL SIDE! WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED THAT WAY?! IDK MAN. DONUT ASK ME.

Cowtie and Squirrel are playing Agar.io in maths.
Oh btw, for those who don't know what a macaque is.. Ask Mother Google.
Ft. Cowtie. Macaque. Squirrel. Treeass.

Cowtie by Nike xox December 6, 2016

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cowtell

to fall into line behind another(like a cow) because you are afraid to speak your own mind or go your own way.

Emily is not going to cowtell to Scott just because he cuts hair like sushi chef and looks like Sting. No Emily is her own girl and follows her own rainbow like Peter Pan does to Wendy. She does not cowtell to anyone.

cowtell by Rob Brinson January 22, 2007

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cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “[armed protesters[” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

cowtipping terrorists by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

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Cowtown

Cowtown was a nickname given to Calgary, Alberta because it is one of Canada's largest beef-cattle producers. It's also a city full of good ol' fashioned cowboys.

Torontonian 1: "Man, I'd love to go to Calgary this summer for The Stampede"

Torontonian 2: "Ugh. You want to go to Cowtown?"

Torontonian 1: "Ya man, I want to wrangle me a Cowboy"

Cowtown by mdanie2 January 9, 2010

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Cowtipper

A person who feels the incessant urge to run up to big dumb cows and push them over.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Hahaha The Cowtipper strikes again!"

Cowtipper by bitchin technology April 16, 2003

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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