cowpox

A disease that can be found on heifers, aka: your mom

Person 1: Sorry, you can't come to my house today, my mom has smallpox.

Person 2: Are you sure that heifer doesn't have cowpox?

cowpox by Beatboxing_bear August 2, 2022

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cowpool

A group of people purchase a beef animal in league, have it killed and butchered, then divided among the group.

My folks, Dave, and I decided to cowpool a side of beef from Sylvia, but my boss didn't want the 20 pounds of steaming liver!

cowpool by scritch September 9, 2009

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cowpoke

1. (noun) A lazy cowboy who neglects their duties on a farm or ranch.

2. (noun) A rural person in an urban environment, such as an office, who's mannersisms are notably different, less competitive, and often performed at a slower pace than the urbanites. The term may be used in either an endearing or insulting way.

3. (verb) The act of pressing one's finger against a domesticated bovine for the purpose of testing the quality of meat or just for fun. Usually the index finger is used.

4. (noun)(slang) A male person with a tendency to have sex with only overweight females.

1. "Umm...Ma? I saw the cowpoke fishing at the river with no pants on I think."

2. BOSS: Hey, cowpoke. I need 25 copies of this report.
COWPOKE: You're funny, Mister Wilson. I like you.
BOSS: Actually, I'm serious. I need them before the staff meeting.
COWPOKE: Well. I'll see what I can do. Heh heh heh.

3. Leanne secretly watched Andy as his cowpokes seemed like more than just cowpokes lately.

4. After picking him up from his mom's motel room that morning, Bennie surprised Jay by calling him a cowpoke.

cowpoke by Mickey Nation October 31, 2007

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cowpop

Country music that is not traditional and has much in common with pop music.

Usually used to describe the crop of artists popular after the 20th century rather than earlier. Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood are examples of the genre.

Guy: "Who's the hottest cowpop singer?" Older guy: "I'm not into that cow poop crap. I like real country & western, cowpunk included!"

cowpop by deanswift November 3, 2009