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Cow tits 

When a woman have large nipples and is very fat with no boobs she has cow tits
Awe man that hooker had cow tits
Cow tits by Jamall Bond August 4, 2017
Words you can keep

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.
Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

The cow's tits 

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks
"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"
The cow's tits by fwantastique April 27, 2009
A term which originally referred to women with huge, ridiculous breasts. Now it is primarily used by weeaboo pedos to describe any woman that has reached puberty, as feminity intimidates them greatly. Finds frequent use on /a/ and other anime boards.
*one guy is showing another guy a picture of his family*

Guy A: That's my dad, and that's my brother Alex, and this is my daughter, she turns 11 next-

Guy B: OMG fucking cowtits, disgustiiiiing!!! *runs away*

Guy A: wtf
cowtits by capnbeyond April 30, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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