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Don't have a cow man 

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases
"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.
Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.
Man-Cow Love by farmerswife June 6, 2013
a fat girl who is so fucking ugly that she looks like a man. often is unaware of this fact and may or may not whore herself on myspace.
ew, did you see that guys girlfriend? MAN COW!

"you're a man cow you go mooo foooodd"
man cow by drunkballerina4 May 28, 2006

don’t have a cow, man 

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.
Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!

what the cow, man?! 

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!

Don’t have a cow, man! 

An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"