covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone

I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...

by cocoablini May 19, 2021

Covidteria

A colloquialism referring to anywhere you would be highly likely to find and then become infected with Covid-19.

That friendly looking place is a veritable Covidteria of deadly illness!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2020

coviderast

A person who lives in fear of COVID-19; someone who checks new case statistics in their area a few times a day, wears a mask when driving a car, crosses the street if they see another person coming their way, and gives you dirty looks if you don't wear a mask or pull 6 feet away from them; a Karen.

Antonym of "covidiot", derived from "COVID" and "pederast".

"-Hey, don't be a covidiot!
-I'd rather be a covidiot than a coviderast."

by Fubar.Snafu June 18, 2020

Covidtard

Relating to the Covid-19 fear mongering:

1. A brain dead sheeple who helps the spread of fear propaganda.
2. A brain dead sheeple who believes everything they read on the MSM.
3. A brain dead sheeple who snitches on violators of social-distancing rules.

"COVID-19 aka Sheeple-1984"
The meaning of Ovid is "A sheep", Ovid is derived from the Latin name 'Ovidius', itself derived from the Latin word 'ovis', which means 'sheep'

See also: Useful Idiot, Sheeple, Normie

Did you see that Covidtard with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?

by Craze-Lee April 15, 2020

Covidcer19

Having Covid 19 and Cancer at the same time.

‘No don’t come any closer! I have Covidcer19!’

by Redninja2204 July 2, 2020

Covidtarian

Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to risk going out and getting food, and dying... or risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.

I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder Bread and Kraft single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March 2020 when I lost my job.

by 24MMIASMF7 May 2, 2020

Covidaver

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

by Covido January 8, 2021