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covidteer 

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone
I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...
covidteer by cocoablini May 19, 2021
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Covidteria 

A colloquialism referring to anywhere you would be highly likely to find and then become infected with Covid-19.
That friendly looking place is a veritable Covidteria of deadly illness!
Covidteria by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2020

coviderast 

A person who lives in fear of COVID-19; someone who checks new case statistics in their area a few times a day, wears a mask when driving a car, crosses the street if they see another person coming their way, and gives you dirty looks if you don't wear a mask or pull 6 feet away from them; a Karen.

Antonym of "covidiot", derived from "COVID" and "pederast".
"-Hey, don't be a covidiot!
-I'd rather be a covidiot than a coviderast."
coviderast by Fubar.Snafu June 18, 2020

Covidtard 

Relating to the Covid-19 fear mongering:

1. A brain dead sheeple who helps the spread of fear propaganda.
2. A brain dead sheeple who believes everything they read on the MSM.
3. A brain dead sheeple who snitches on violators of social-distancing rules.

"COVID-19 aka Sheeple-1984"
The meaning of Ovid is "A sheep", Ovid is derived from the Latin name 'Ovidius', itself derived from the Latin word 'ovis', which means 'sheep'

See also: Useful Idiot, Sheeple, Normie
Did you see that Covidtard with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?
Covidtard by Craze-Lee April 15, 2020

Covidcer19 

Having Covid 19 and Cancer at the same time.
‘No don’t come any closer! I have Covidcer19!’
Covidcer19 by Redninja2204 July 2, 2020

Covidtarian 

Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to risk going out and getting food, and dying... or risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.
I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder Bread and Kraft single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March 2020 when I lost my job.
Covidtarian by 24MMIASMF7 May 2, 2020

Covidaver 

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.
Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.
Covidaver by Covido January 8, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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