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Coviditus 

The impact of Covid-19 creating a negative mental awareness of grumpiness, irratibility and irrational actions. People not helping each other or being kind therefore you have Coviditus conditions.
The delivery man had a bad case of Coviditus he refused to help unpack the items from my baskets and was extremely irritated.

The man refused to wear a mask and became extremely aggressive when asked to, he obviously had Coviditus!
Coviditus by AffordableAnge October 23, 2020
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Coviditus 

Losing track of time and tasks as every day could be any day. This is due to the forgetfulness and distraction that comes from the social isolation and reduced external engagement during the Covid 19 pandemic.
She meant to get back to him but due to coviditus she did not realize how much time had passed.
Coviditus by Laloya August 9, 2020

covidious 

1. related to or reminiscent of the invidious, insidious COVID-19 virus and pandemic;
2. contagious and toxic
3. a stealthy, negative influence or force
Her personality is nothing but covidious---she enters the room and her negativity is like a toxic cloud that drags everyone down.
covidious by KKattA March 3, 2021

Covidials 

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.
Julia just delivered twin covidials.
Covidials by Goofnut July 2, 2020

Branch Covidians 

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
Branch Covidians by Kt nola July 7, 2020

Covidtose 

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
Covidtose by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020

Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”