Elin acted courageously

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.

Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

by blabbidy January 9, 2010

Courteous

Respectful, considerate in manners.

A: Hey, have you seen this guy?
B: Yeah! He's so courteous! Do these people still exist?

by Seriouslywhocares December 30, 2013

bi-courteous

the disposition of one who feels bad about turning down advances from members of the same sex who have gotten the wrong idea, and so ends up leading them on further.

Person 1: Wow, John has been talking to that guy for a long time. I didn't know he's gay.

Person 2: Na, this happens a lot. He's not gay, just bi-courteous.

by verbalhygiene May 8, 2014

curteousy flush

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.

"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."

by Boba Fett PhD April 20, 2015

courteous fart

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.

Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!

by Weave November 22, 2004

courageously sexy

a human that courageously brings sexy, or in the case of mexicans, esexay, to a whole new level.

Yes, Edgar is in fact, one courageously sexy young lad. Don't you agree Winston Charlmonte Van Maxximillian Winchesterton The IIIrd?
John: Have you seen that esexay, EDGAR?
Rodrigo: Yo man, hee es mi homboy!
John: O RLY? *gets stabbed*
Rodrigo: Mess with one essexay, mess with all of them holmes!

by That dude that's awesome November 6, 2007

Courteous Mass

A group of people who ride bicycles together while obeying traffic laws, and showing common polite behavior for roadway travel. Similar to "critical mass", only with a positive attitude, pleasant phrases, and very little spitting. Examples include the Bike Party in San Jose, CA, and the Maroon Bike Project Courteous Mass in College Station, TX, and many other polite group bicycle rides in other cities.

Bicyclist: "Hello there! We'll be coming down the road on your right side. Thank you for noticing us. Happy Friday! It's Courteous Mass!"

Motorist: "Hello! Happy Friday to you too! What a nice group of people riding bicycles together. Such a lovely activity! I'll gladly share the public road with them anytime!"

by orangek July 22, 2011