counted! 

a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition

*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!

counted! by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009

I counted the beans 

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

I counted the beans by ZDK December 9, 2008

NBA woulda counted it 

Phrase used in sarcasm when a basket ball goes no where near the hoop.

(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.

NBA woulda counted it by runedreamer March 23, 2008

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa 

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa by datboi101lol March 8, 2021

stand up and be counted 

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

stand up and be counted by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void

Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009