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Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Coulterdollars

Income earned through the process of marketing purposely intemperate, controversial, inflammatory or innacurate rhetoric disguised as legitimate discourse.
The neo-con wanted to charge a subscription fee to access the ranting content of his web site, but no one would pay. There are only so many Coulterdollars to go around.
Coulterdollars by Anus Coulter October 27, 2003

Coulture 

Culture + Soul = Coulture.

Also, the name of a Maryland hip-hop collective, Coulture de Lagoon. Also known as the Pizza Llama's in Coulture de Lagoon.
I can only relate to people I share the same Coulture with.
Coulture by Shitty Llama March 7, 2012

Coulture 

Couture - where fashion and culture merge. A global connection of art, fashion, and community.
Clothing Coulture explores conversations among fashion experts, exploring global dynamics that shape the fashion industry.
Coulture by Étoile Lapin April 14, 2022

coulture 

The blend between fashion (couture) and culture. The shaping of culture based on trends in the fashion industry.
In the new year, clothing coulture will be featuring new silhouettes, based on a revival of prep and western styling.
coulture by Stars Design Group January 13, 2025