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coulliette 

The act of inserting a french pastry into a significant others anus. Usually a baguette or similar.
She said she was hungry, so i gave her a coulliette.
coulliette by Hotfirstcousin June 17, 2022
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Collette 

she will make the bestest friend ever, she's loyal & a hella baddie, she's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and HELLA HOT.
damn Collette is on fire!
Collette by littest March 1, 2017

Collette 

Collette is a let loose, but be careful kind of girl. She will take a risk, but stop if she knows something is wrong. Collette is a great example of beauty, and grace. Her smile can light up a room, her fashion is stunning, and you know she has those curves. Collette will listen to you, through the bad and the worse, and she would never judge you. She's there when you need her, and she won't leave your side until she knows everything is alright. She's a book worm, and is extremely smart. She is a great S.O, who will take care of you, and love you unconditionally, but she is also a great friend. If you meet a Collette, never let her go, she is pretty sensitive.
Guy 1: Dang, I've been dreaming about Collette all day!

Guy 2: Me too, bro!
Collette by AKA:thetruth May 2, 2021

Couplette's Law 

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.
Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

Collette 

A beautiful funny girl who likes to stay out of drama. She is the type of girl you are secretly jealous of. she is very athletic and fast. She will always be extremely smart. You are lucky to be her friend. And if she has a boyfriend she is probably keeping it a secret. She often makes friends who's names start with an A and like a boy who's name starts with the letter G. You are very lucky if you know someone with the Name Collette.
Collette is Gorgeous.
Collette by 123itsmeAva:} December 1, 2017

Collette 

Girls named collette are fucking hot as hell.
they have a pretty smile

gorgeous eyes
kickin curves
fine ass
they know what they want and get it
and they're great friends
guy1:Damn did you see that chick?
guy2:No who was it?
guy1:It was Collette
guy2:oh damn that girl is fine and she got a nice ass too!
Collette by kdsurfer October 21, 2009

Collette 

Collettes are very strong emotionally and physically. They can withstand almost any emotional stress thrown at them, but they will not always handle it with grace. Collettes are sensitive but don't get on their bad side because they can shut down their extreme empathy within seconds. If you ever meet a Collette that isn't compassionate or thoughtful, don't hate them. They have probably been through something horrible.
Person one: You are very sweet, but you kind of scare me.

Person two: Sorry that I scare you. I guess I can be a Collette sometimes.
Collette by Atheist Angel March 8, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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