The act of being a "cougar" in a social setting usually done by a late 20's desperate female. This person is a cougar-in-training(CIT) and is usually found hitting on and groping either a single or a group of early 20's males.
Look at the chick over there couging it up
Sara is couging it up hard with that group of 18 year olds.
The uncanny ability of the Washington State University football to team to, despite all odds, lose football games at the last possible moment in a spectacular display of giving the football to the other team.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Blowing a lead. Losing a game when you have already defined the win.
The Washington State cougars were kicking ass until the fourth quarter when they fumbled three times instead of running out the clock. They Sucked so bad they were Couging it.
Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.