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couchsurf 

To sleep at someone elses' home (esp. on the individual's couch) for an indefinite period of time. An act perpetrated mostly by college students, slackers, junkies, skaters, snowboarders, punks, ravers, clubbers, goths, hippies, cult members, or any other individual in need of a place to stay and willing to mooch said place from a friend, relative, or complete stranger willing to oblige them.
Hey man, I got kicked outta my apartment yesterday. Would you mind if I couchsurf at your crib?
couchsurf by bleepman September 5, 2005
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couch surf 

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.
Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?
couch surf by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

cock whore slut cockmonger easy penis dick
cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

couchsurfing 

A social networking tool for travelers to use while voyaging on the cheap. Done alone, in pairs, or in groups, couchsurfing can be done in over 250 countries with more than 2,000,000 couchsurfers worldwide. Popularized by its website, all that's required is to simply create a profile and request or offer a couch. Costs nothing but the memories and experiences are priceless.
Never sleep with your couchsurfing host...especially if he offers you alcohol.
couchsurfing by atayavie December 21, 2010

Couchburner 

1. A destructive or ill-mannered overnight house guest.
Mike is such a couchburner. Last time he crashed at my house, he broke my coffee maker and kicked over all the cat food.
Couchburner by ahhfred June 6, 2014

Couchsurfin 

Going from couch to couch ,so u dont have to pay rent .
Let's go couchsurfin so we can save our cash .
Couchsurfin by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

cocksurfing 

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"
cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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