couche 

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

couche by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

couche 

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

couche by osirusr March 22, 2010

couche 

a soft couch-like pencilcase

my dad just bought me a red couche

couche by Mco Jr July 10, 2022

Couche 

a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.

Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.

Couche by kattteeebate June 2, 2010

Couche-tard 

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

Couche-tard by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

Couche Tard 

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.

Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.

Couche Tard by Matthewtropolis October 19, 2003

couche rag 

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

couche rag by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011