couch shit
Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
couch shit by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007
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couch shit trap
after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
couch shit trap by jommy cash February 2, 2010
The Couch Shitters
People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
The Couch Shitters by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
Shit Cough
The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.
"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."
Shit Cough by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010
shit's cough
Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear
Angus;mmmmm!
Angus;mmmmm!
shit's cough by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012
shitting the couch
shitting the couch by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010
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