couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

cowch

Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.

Come, join me on the cowch.

by The_Cowch June 5, 2004

cowch

A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.

Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!

by Fatty Arbuckle August 24, 2004

cowch

An object which cows sit on.

by Anonymous December 28, 2002