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cottondale 

A large wad of pubic hair in the pool
Hey bruh , did you see that cottondale in the pool? Eww it looks like a pubeasaurus Rex was in there
cottondale by Mdsdkr July 29, 2017
Words you can keep

cottonball jew 

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017

cottonballing 

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!
cottonballing by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006

cottonballs 

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.
When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.
cottonballs by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cottonballed 

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.
Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.
cottonballed by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

cottonball 

when a guy wraps is balls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth
cesco: so did you give that slut a cottonball last night?

hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!
cottonball by theking0123456789 September 12, 2009

cottonballs 

The testicles of an authentic blond man.
Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.
cottonballs by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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