cottondale 

A large wad of pubic hair in the pool

Hey bruh , did you see that cottondale in the pool? Eww it looks like a pubeasaurus Rex was in there

cottondale by Mdsdkr July 29, 2017

cottonball jew 

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017

cottonballing 

To be high on oxycontin.

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!

cottonballing by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006

cottonballs 

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

cottonballs by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cottonballed 

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

cottonballed by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

cottonball 

when a guy wraps is balls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth

cesco: so did you give that slut a cottonball last night?

hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!

cottonball by theking0123456789 September 12, 2009

cottonballs 

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

cottonballs by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003