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The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

cottonballed by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017

cottonballing

To be high on oxycontin.

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!

cottonballing by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006

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cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

cottonballs by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

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cottonball

when a guy wraps is balls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth

cesco: so did you give that slut a cottonball last night?

hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!

cottonball by theking0123456789 September 12, 2009

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cottonballs

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

cottonballs by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

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Cottonballs

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet

“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”

Cottonballs by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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