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cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.
Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.
by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012
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Cosmetician

The fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. Not to be confused with a Cosmetologist/Beautican. For to be a Cosmetologist/Beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to State Board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.
Mindy: I can't find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.

That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.
by sweetcherrybombs May 5, 2009
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cosmetically challenged

Used to describe someone who has done one or more of the following:
1. Stabbed themselves in the eye with makeup tools more than once
2. Accidentally used blush as eyeshadow
3. Completed one eye, and then given up
Wow, did you see Kaley's face? She is definitely cosmetically challenged.
by Ravem March 14, 2016
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Cosmetical

Something done for cosmetic purposes, but with a Sarah Palin twist on the English Language.
We prepared the inserts for the binder for cosmetical purposes.
by DesertRatJohn May 18, 2011
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