cosmelic

The sensation of craving something sweet whilst being drunk

After 4 drinks he was beginning to feel cosmelic, and was begging for gummy bears

by SimsWordz November 20, 2021

Cosmelic

The desire for something sweet whilst being in a state of intoxication (consumption of alcohol)

After 4 shots of tequila, he began feeling cosmelic, and was looking jelly beans

Are you cosmelic right now?

by SimsWordz February 15, 2022

cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

Cosmeloctician

Someone who is a licensed cosmetologist and specializes in dreadlock care, maintenence, and styling; but also does perform all of the services professionally linked to being a cosmetologist.

My Cosmeloctician takes great care of my hair/locs, can color my locs, style my locs and gives me professional advice on the health of my hair and scalp.

by JenniferTheCosmeloctician April 19, 2011