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cosmetic perjury
noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005
kitchen cosmetics
Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.
Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
kitchen cosmetics by beedot_i January 7, 2018
Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]
I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!
Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005
cosmetic whore
cosmetic whore by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010
Cosmeloctician
Someone who is a licensed cosmetologist and specializes in dreadlock care, maintenence, and styling; but also does perform all of the services professionally linked to being a cosmetologist.
My Cosmeloctician takes great care of my hair/locs, can color my locs, style my locs and gives me professional advice on the health of my hair and scalp.
Cosmeloctician by JenniferTheCosmeloctician April 19, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026