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Colui che porterà in alto la bandiera di voltabarozzo, VBZ mafia movimento. Fa parte della setta dei VD. Cortu è la generica persona che buca tuo padre se non hai rispetto. Nemico pubblico del cristianesimo.
Cortu tatuerà in testa al papa la scritta "VDMM"
cortu by Cortu November 21, 2021
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corduroy poisoning 

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

coituous 

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.
When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.
coituous by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020

north of corpus 

A point that is five inches from the sun.

Referenced very briefly in the namesake song by metal band "The Last Ten Seconds of Life" on their album "Soulless Hymns released in 2015.

The phrase can be heard at approximately 27 seconds, and can be used to describe somethings general location if you are a person who finds humor in referencing music in day to day conversation.
"North of Corpus, Five inches from the sun! Spilling out at both ends
Feeling like a dead man"

Person 1 : "Do you know where I left my keys?"
Person 2 : "I think they are North of Corpus"
Person 1 : "This is why your family is dead -.-"
north of corpus by jogroar February 20, 2015

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".
I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!
airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

contuvre 

Same as continued, only better because Raab Himself says it.
Key key cant be in times squayre, key's gona be lonesum!!
To be contuvre...
contuvre by Raab Himself March 26, 2008

cartuolity 

Cartuolity: A Word Worth Recognizing

Language is a living, breathing thing, constantly evolving and adapting to new situations and needs. Every day, new words and phrases are added to our collective vocabulary, reflecting changes in the world around us. Yet not all words are created equal, and some have a greater impact than others. One word that is deserving of recognition and inclusion in our lexicon is "cartuolity."

At first glance, "cartuolity" may seem like a meaningless jumble of letters. But upon closer inspection, it reveals itself as a word with a specific and important meaning. The prefix "cartuo-" comes from the Latin word "cartula," meaning "a small paper or document." The suffix "-ity" denotes a state or condition, as in "authenticity" or "diversity." Put together, "cartuolity" could be defined as the state or condition of being documentable or recordable.

Why is such a word necessary? In today's world, where information is king and data is constantly being generated and processed, the ability to document and record information is more important than ever. Whether we're talking about scientific research, legal proceedings, or even personal record-keeping, having a word that succinctly captures the concept of documentability would be useful and valuable.
Damn, cartuolity should definitely be a word.