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cortesta

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race
Look at that Cortesta go!
by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017
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Contestard

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.
That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!
by Tara P. November 18, 2003
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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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cortesan

nicole kidman's character in Moulin Rouge is a cortesan
by Lexi M. September 3, 2006
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Cortesia

A girl who is usually inspiring. She is strong willed. Sometimes feisty. An honorable girl. Sometimes may be classified by the saying; "Bossy from head to toe.. freaky but never a hoe...She plays the game like monopoly but she dares a bitch to land on her property."
Cortesia is always trying to help everybody else with they problems, and can't even fix her own.
by Mr. Anonymous2058 November 11, 2011
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Contestation

The action or process of disputing or arguing. an act, instance, or state of contesting
It is without contestation that Patrick is the best futures trader in the business.
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Cornestation

Extremely dense foliage that has more than 30% of it corn.
Bladator: Vlatkajme! Cornestation!
by seuneup July 10, 2022
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