Corp(se)oration

Corp(se)oration, a virtual entity with the same legal rights as one living human with red blood that produces green blood that people live off.”

Corp(se)oration Pedosoft produced so much green blood, that red blooded people got sick.

by ilacevoli March 20, 2026

som.corp.

Som.Corp is another name for Something Corporate, an indie/rock/alternative/punk/piano rock band from southern California, most well known for being the artist of the song "Konstantine".

"Dude, why is his license plate 'som.corp.'?"

"because thats andrew mcmahon, the lead singer of something corporate! thats what he calls the band upon occasion!"

by sethface April 21, 2007

The United States Marine Corp

Elite of all the armed services in the United states

The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Solomon corp

A group of of people who don't give a shit about anyone else and only care about making money

Wow this place is full of nothing Solomon corp's

by Higher XJ May 10, 2018

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

Corpspeak

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"

Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015

corpse husband

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.

have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy

by kayy_341 October 2, 2020