coronahorn 

Getting horny due to being stuck in a lockdown due to coronavirus.

"I've got such bad coronahorn, I got turned on by a picture of Donald Trump the other day."

coronahorn by Bobble173 April 16, 2020

Coronamoaner 

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaonanist 

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".

What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!

Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronaholio 

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.

Coronaholio by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

Coronacons 

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

Coronacons by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020