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corny horny 

The act of putting a cob of corn in a girls vagina or ass. It also goes for guys too, but don't do that guys because then your considered gay. HOMOS
"Dude i got so drunk last night that i gave my girl friend a corny horny......HELL YEAH!
corny horny by Eric Schmitz December 25, 2008
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Corny Horny 

Watching corny movies and imagining corny situations while also simultaneously feeling horny.

Can also be described as being in the mood for passionate sex.
- I'm just in this kind of mood...
- What kind?
- Corny Horny.
Corny Horny by Agatha_K August 18, 2022

horny corny

A horny corny, is when you have a mass of guys to cum on one girl so much, that, she covers herself head-to-toe in cum. This makes it 1/2 of the unicorn part. then, you stick 2 vibrators in her pussy, and this is the horny part. Lastly, you take the guy with the biggest dick, and stick it over her head, and she gives you a hand job. Since your dick is over her head, it makes it like a unicorn
Did you hear that the really hot chick got a horny corny!?!? it's on Youjizz Teens!
horny corny by Fucking Austria November 4, 2012

Corn horn 

The appropriate sound to make after a particularly cheesy or corny statement to express your disapproval of such corniness.
Man 1: "Did you hear what she just said... blow the corn horn"
Man 2: "Cooooooooooooorny"
Corn horn by Wagner01 September 24, 2010

Horn corn 

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo
"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"
Horn corn by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022

Horn corn 

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.

First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.
So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?
Horn corn by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019

corn my horn 

Jared overy there wants to corn my horn
corn my horn by Tuggboat February 18, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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