A Cornfoot can be acheived by arching the back inwards, lifting the
leg behind you, placing the top part of the foot on the desired
object, and maintaining a concentrated straight
face. It is best to execute the Cornfoot in an unexpected, innovative, and
casual manner. Cornfoots can be used during conversations, and should be held until the Cornfooter feels that he/she has successfully Cornfooted the desired object. It also serves as a great conversation starter in various social enviroments such as cocktail parties, dances, and clubs.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that super
tall Cornfoot?
Person 2: No, but I saw a
man Cornfoot the
street from the inside of a pothole.