Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by
Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes
people to go out and buy mass amounts of
TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.