corntol

Is a person who invites people to go fishing but never commits

"babi corntol la bila nak gi mancing lahanat"

by bukanwaldan December 26, 2022

contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

by Walling March 4, 2008

Cornholiovirus

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

by ShangChang March 18, 2020

Cornroll

(Noun). Cornroll refers to the fat rolls heavier people sometimes have on the back of their necks, which resembles corn on the cob.

"That's her type Elena. Fat belly, man titties, and a cornroll on the back of his neck. That's how she likes 'em". - Jose

by The Penis Parker January 1, 2020

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

Corntooth

Corntooth is a Twitch streamer who looks like Jason Statham. He is the greatest streamer of all time. Corntooth mainly plays Rocket League.

Did you catch Corntooth's stream last night? It was awesome!

by Neekalos April 21, 2020

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003