contold

A woman whose husband has had sexual relations with others during their marriage; a victim of adultery; the female equivalent of "cuckold"; can also be used as a verb.

I heard Cynthia's husband and his secretary have been fornicating every Tuesday afternoon! Poor woman, only 29 and already a contold.

by leshka321 May 3, 2009

contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

by Walling March 4, 2008

ConSOLD out

When a computer video game company / development team, dumb down computer games to allow users with video game consoles to play the same game. Usually resulting in either a overall horrible computer game due to the transition or the computer game being stripped of several options it was or has known to be normally accustomed to so that console users can play the game.

Dan says, "Hey, have you played Dungeon Siege 3?" Charles says, "Ya it sucks so bro, they consold out so bad you can't even use the keyboard to chat!"

by PiNeBoX July 15, 2011

cuntold

The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.

The wife learned how to please her husband by watching a cuntold satiate him

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

Contoods

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.

Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!

by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019

contol

(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls.

-Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.

The contol U.S.A.K. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. Other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.

by Ranidad and Makul January 23, 2007

Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011