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Cornroll 

What some people say when they really mean "cornrow", completely missing the point that cornrow braids are similar in appearance to rows of corn.
"Hey, I want to cornroll my hair".
"Hmm, I don't know what that is, but if you'd like I can CORNROW it for you".
Cornroll by Smörf April 6, 2010

cornroll 

Someone who says corny/stupid stuff.
Nerd 1 - I spent 8 hours straight on WOW last night...no toilet breaks or nuthin hahahaha

Nerd 2 - You are amazing! *snorts* hahaha

Nigga walking by - Damn, you crackers is fuckin cornrolls fo'real
cornroll by Munny August 26, 2007

Silent Cornroll

When a person has a serious rhetorical question or makes a redundant statement and the other person(s) continue on as if the question or statement wasn't made.
Obese woman: "Does this moo-moo make me look fat?"
Person 1: (Walks away)-Silent Cornroll

Gap employee: Does this mall have a Gap?
Person 1: (looks away)-Silent Cornroll
Silent Cornroll by Tweeda November 26, 2011

corntrolled 

To be so completely brainwashed by someone that you would eat the corn out of their feces just so you can say you had lunch with them.
I simply cannot believe how corntrolled he is by that politician!
corntrolled by RTOTOJ January 30, 2022

Cornrolls 

What some people say when they really mean "cornrows", completely missing the point that cornrow braids are similar in appearance to rows of corn.
"Hey, I want to you to make my hair into cornrolls".

"Hmm, I don't know what those are, but if you'd like I can braid them into CORNROWS".
Cornrolls by Smörf April 6, 2010

cornhollio

the act of when beavis gets all sugar high and goes all spazy and says random stuff!
I am cornhollio, do not threatin me!! u do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, but there is but one bunghole!!

my people, we have been without tipi
long live the all mighty bungholiooooooo.
cornhollio by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008