A very nice person who usually has a very dark sense of humor. He usually isn't there when you need him, but he will be there at times you don't. Corndawgg's usually make sure everyone is having fun.
Girl1: Hey did you see Corndawgg
Girl2: Yeah, he really cheered up the party.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'