Cordon

An item from the popular mmorpg Maplestory. In the game, a flamekeeper cordon is a red glove with a black wristband, and on this wristband appears an orange worm-like figure. It is a level 50 item which normally grants the wearer 8 magic attack and 20 accuracy in addition to having 5 slots available for upgrade. Although they are rare drops, flamekeeper cordons are coveted by many due to their favorable bonuses. For unknown reasons, this item has become extremely popular on various forums, possibly foreshadowing its emergence as a meme.

person 1: hey man, do you think my glove is any good?
person 2: yes, but a Cordon could be better if scrolled.

by BasilBoy January 13, 2011

Cordon

A guy who is always himself, he's shy, and always to himself, but he's sweet and kind and is always caring. He is so so soo handsome. No one can compare. He is very loving and would not stop until he makes someone who is feeling down happy.

Cordon is the most loving guy ever.

by Ivie Cash November 20, 2023

Cordon bennett

An Anglo-French b*stardisation of the phrases "Gordon Bennett" and "cordon bleu", with the latter being made popular by Del Boy in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Often used as an bilingual expression of exasperation or as a Bohemian expletive.

"They've messed us about again, cordon bennett! Pardon my French!"

by The Wand July 11, 2018

Cordon Bleu

Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.

Marcus: Last month I went to a nice little bistroesque restaurant on the hilltop overlooking the city, had an exquisite Buridda (Italian dish from Liguria), accompanied with an equally fine wine and a fabulous date.

Jacques: So, in other words a dinner cordon bleu

Marcus: Pretty much

by Earl of Warwick July 22, 2017

Cordon Bleu

A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.

Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.

Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.

Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.

Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.

Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.

Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.

Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.

All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.

None of these are done violently, only gently.

"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"

"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"

ect.

by thecordonnerie January 25, 2009

Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009

Cordon Blue

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich

" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"

by BigFatEye May 14, 2016