a very special person often capable of producing pointless and often entertaining sayings as a result of personal experiences which are often at the centre of personal jokes.
by Jay1906 March 02, 2008
The hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film... Commando. People think that Arnie's quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this bastards. Is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on John Matrix with that double crossing bastard General Franklin Kirby
Piss Ant Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter!
Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!
Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!
Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!
Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?
Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,
He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!
Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!
Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!
Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!
Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?
Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,
He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!
by Dave-Offence June 18, 2006
bennett is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he is sweet and is very good with women. he is an amazing boyfriend. he will compliment you alot but hes pretty shy and clingy
by burrito pug 19 December 21, 2016
A person or persons who believe in the existance of aliens. In addition, is known to regard all writings of people that are self proclaimed doctors as "Documented Fact." While at the same time thinking doctors do not hold any knowledge of the human body.
That guy is such a bennett. He thinks the human race is clones of an alien race trying to escape from something that was chasing them.
by Steve Bracken August 09, 2006
a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.
The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised
The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised
The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having
B: Yes, quite
...
C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?
A: ?
B: ?
C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
B: Yes, quite
...
C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?
A: ?
B: ?
C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
by casuale November 17, 2011
One of the funniest guys alive and more generous than anyone you'll ever meet. He will go out of his way to protect the ones he loves, even if it sacrifices his own happiness and comfort. When I say he is generous, its so much that you feel like shit about yourself and anything good you have done becomes void!!! I love this guy. Did I mention that he is both handsome and intelligent?
by TheFirstSister February 05, 2010
by Jeffy Boob January 19, 2020