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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

Corspekkuno 

The ship of CORSPE and Sykunno aka the best ship ever
I ship corspekkuno
Corspekkuno by BrxkenHearrtss December 24, 2020

craspers 

Derogatory insult for homosexuals speech.
Man, that fag could put a lisp in the word cracker; craspers.
craspers by deer hunter February 3, 2007

corasexual

When you find a Cora and you are so attracted to them, you become corasexual
"Cora is so hot man, i'm a corasexual"
corasexual by saseokay April 12, 2021

Corasterrical 

Pure hatred that fills your entire brain and heart, that if made a physical object, would drown the entirety of earth's population and replace its atmosphere.
Man, r/aboringdystopia just makes me absolutely corasterrical.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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