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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"
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Corspekkuno 

The ship of CORSPE and Sykunno aka the best ship ever
I ship corspekkuno
Corspekkuno by BrxkenHearrtss December 24, 2020

craspers 

Derogatory insult for homosexuals speech.
Man, that fag could put a lisp in the word cracker; craspers.
craspers by deer hunter February 3, 2007

corasexual

When you find a Cora and you are so attracted to them, you become corasexual
"Cora is so hot man, i'm a corasexual"
corasexual by saseokay April 12, 2021

Corasterrical 

Pure hatred that fills your entire brain and heart, that if made a physical object, would drown the entirety of earth's population and replace its atmosphere.
Man, r/aboringdystopia just makes me absolutely corasterrical.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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