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cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish
David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.
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That website you go to when the real hub is down and your feeling the need for fresh corn.
I’m corny for cornhub
Cornhub by Ripebananas420 December 4, 2018

Cornholiovirus 

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.
Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."
Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020

the great cornholio 

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.
I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004
A very gorgeous man.
Coran, Coran, the gorgeous man.
Coran by AzliAdori June 28, 2018
Come down today, try some corn

Or we will sacrifice your newborn
Guy 1: I love cornhub
Guy 2: it makes me corny
Cornhub by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020