coptive
The cop was being coptive when he pulled over a hot blonde in a truck saying she had expired tags when she didn’t.
coptive by Mountaingirl721 May 29, 2022
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Captive Hoops
Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.
Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.
Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.
Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.
Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.
A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"
Captive Hoops by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009
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comedy-captive
A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
comedy-captive by ram March 8, 2005
Captive bolt pistol
When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
Captive bolt pistol by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
Captive Mermaid
the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
Captive Mermaid by thelegend91 September 15, 2009
Captive
After her vaginal blood farts inside her high mid waist full butt brief panties, she cried being captive inside her bloody high mid waist full butt brief panties that she then just spreaded her legs.
Captive by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
Captive Crackers
Captive Crackers by thisisntme March 26, 2012