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Definitions by thisisntme

Flirting with benefits 

The same meaning as friends with benefits, only the relationship is somewhat romantic. (Good to describe a relationship that’s more than friends and less than bf/gf)
“Are you guys dating?” “Nah, we’re flirting with benefits! I like him/her but we won’t date.”

Captive Crackers 

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.
John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.
Captive Crackers by thisisntme March 26, 2012