Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme February 11, 2012

Flirting with benefits

The same meaning as friends with benefits, only the relationship is somewhat romantic. (Good to describe a relationship that’s more than friends and less than bf/gf)

“Are you guys dating?” “Nah, we’re flirting with benefits! I like him/her but we won’t date.”

by Thisisntme January 03, 2020