Cop-Blocked
When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
Cop-Blocked by CCindizBitch November 26, 2010
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cop-blocked
a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
cop-blocked by all american boy December 13, 2012
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Cop Blocked • cop blockers • Cop Blocker Cop • Cropblocked • cod-blocked • CO-blocked • cop • cop-a-feel • cop out • Cop-block
cop blocked
When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.
cop blocked by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010
Cop Blocked
John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...
Cop Blocked by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009
Cop Blocked
When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
Cop Blocked by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016
Cop Blocked
Cop Blocked by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011
Cop Blocker
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
Cop Blocker by papatroy September 19, 2015
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