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cop-blocked 

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
cop-blocked by all american boy December 13, 2012

cop blocked 

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.
I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.
cop blocked by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010

Cop Blocked 

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.
John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...
Cop Blocked by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

Cop Blocked 

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing
Cop Blocked by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016

Cop Blocked 

To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.
Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!
Cop Blocked by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011

Cop Blocker 

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
Cop Blocker by papatroy September 19, 2015