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cootie ho 

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A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
cootie ho by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
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cootie hole 

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a ghetto slang for vagina
my boyfriend came over and ate my cootie hole.
cootie hole by protozoa_xtc November 10, 2010
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Related Words
cootie ho • cootie hole • Cootie Hooter • Hootie-Cootie • cookie hole • Coogie Howser • Cookie Hog • Cookie Hooks • Coolie Hole • Anthony's Cookie House

Cootie Hooter 

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A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions
Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why
Cootie Hooter by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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Hootie-Cootie 

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A womans snatch.
Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.
Hootie-Cootie by dewbmeister April 13, 2024
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Coogie Howser 

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(Noun) A smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor.
Friend at Bar to You: How did it go with Coogie Howser over there?
Coogie Howser by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013
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cookie hole 

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A sweet-smelling vagina with freckles. The intoxicating aroma smells similar to freshly baked pastries. But the freckles are so abundant, it resembles a chocolate chip cookie.
"You can suck my cookie hole!!"
cookie hole by KYNGP9412 November 14, 2016
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Cookie Hog 

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When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.
"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"
Cookie Hog by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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